A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
imagine if you taught a bunch of mockingbirds or whatever to imitate dubstep and then released them into the wild. people camping at night in their tents listening to the sound of nature. and then the bass drops.
The Capitol was wrong this is the best use of jabberjays
My history teacher lives down the street from me, and he’s like a 5 year old trapped in a 31 year old’s body, but he’s a buddy of mine …
… and he just rang my doorbell, and ran away to his house as fast a he could.
My 31 year old history teacher just rang my doorbell and ran away to his house, on a saturday.